Straight, naked teeth
April 27, 2006
After almost three years of imprisonment in a plastic and metal orthodontic jail, I am now gloriously, exuberantly brace-free! Yes, I got my braces off yesterday — after two hours of prying, scraping, buffing, polishing, and drooling — and I feel like a new woman today. Slept like a log. Am eating Rolos as though there’s going to be a shortage. Can’t believe the slippery, slim teeth in my mouth are actually MINE. Am smiling as though I’ve fallen in love … which I HAVE: with my fabulously straight (and naked) teeth!
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