Porn
April 30, 2006
To stave off a boring drive, I bought the kid a special edition My Little Pony from Target. It was on sale for under $3, and her teacher mentioned that she’d liked the book at school, so I figured, what the heck.
The pony package was met with squeals of delight.
“Oh, thank you Mama! What’s its name?”
I squinted at the wrapping. “I think…its name is Lavender Locket.”
“Oh, Lavender Locket,” the kid cooed at her newest possession, “I loooooove you.”
Ian gives me a look. “Lavender Locket?”
“Yeah, so what?”
“Don’t you think that sounds…” his voice drops to a whisper. “like a stripper’s name?”
“Does it?”
Ian snorts. “They should call it My Little Porny and just be done with it.”
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