Are they really giving me decaf?

I have this sneaking suspicion that whenever I order decaf at the coffee shop, the barista thinks I’m a wimp and instead gives me full strength. Evidence: last month I went in at 9:00 pm and ordered decaf. At 4:00 am I was still awake, surfing the net, watching tv and thinking very fast.

I’m sipping another ‘decaf’ at this moment. We’ll see if I’m up ’til 6:00 am tonight…